Wednesday, September 20, 2017 – Bangkok



It’s hard to know when today begins, since I didn’t go to bed – but let’s forge ahead anyway!  It’s our first morning in Bangkok, Thailand and it’s a beautiful day.  We get up after most of our group has only a couple of hours of sleep and go investigate breakfast.  Half of the dining room appears to be outdoors, although it is still air-conditioned, so it must be enclosed.  The buffet is enormous and the coffee is really strong.  This morning that’s a good thing.  There are so many wonderful things to try!  Ginger comments that it is a good thing she enjoys strange things for breakfast and I have to agree.  Everything is labeled, but mostly it’s just fun to take a spoonful and see what you’ve got after you sit down to eat!  We were tickled by the dish labeled “pork berry”.  (Think about it!)

We’re right on time to our meeting place and meet our guide for the next ten days, Rio.  He’s a delight!  As soon as we check in with him and exchange a little banter over our names not being those on his list, we are immediately charmed and our spirits improve.  It’s good that he wasn’t here when we arrived last night or the whole rest of the trip would have been tainted.  Now we’re off on a bright, new adventure, and after one comment that we should get a refund for last night, since we only used the bed for two hours (from the same man who was so vociferous last night) nothing more is said.

Rio’s company is Ami Thai, and that friendship permeates everything.  Today we have a  long bus ride to our first official stop, a floating market, and Rio decides to break it up with a stop at a coconut farm!  Along the way he shares a great deal of information about Bangkok.
In the airport


Even the screen at the front of the bus is decorated!

I've never seen so much unusual architecture!

By far the most common means of transportation!

Food here is relatively cheap, as they can grow such a variety, and Thailand is often called the world’s kitchen.  That said, Rio says not to eat street food because it might not be prepared in a clean kitchen.  It won’t bother the Thais; but it sure might get to us.  Also, Thai hot is MUCH hotter than we are used to, even if we think we like our food hot.  Tourists sometimes wind up in the hospital with burns to their lips and tongues.

The two major industries are the exporting of rice and tourism.  Today the tourists are mostly Asian because of the downturn in the economy.  There aren’t enough Chinese speaking guides.  Rio thinks English was easy to learn!!

Thailand is about the size of France and has seventy-seven provinces.  There are seventy million people in the country.  Taxes are very low, mostly three to seven percent;  of course that means that the people get very little from the government.  Bangkok is the world’s second largest destination for plastic surgery!  Mostly for boob jobs, which only cost $2,500 – 3,000 including two days in the hospital.

The late king’s photo is displayed everywhere.  He died eleven months ago, at the age of eighty-nine and most people think of him as a father!  He spent all his time and money working on improvements for the people, primarily in the field of agriculture, since that is such a vital industry.  There are currently 4,600 projects being carried out in the palace. He assumed the throne at age nineteen and ruled seventy years.  His son, King #10, is the new ruler;  but the people are not inspired by him.  He is sixty-five.  His father was born in Boston, MA.  Fifty million Thais are planning to attend the funeral which will be held next month, when he is cremated a year after his death.

King #5 was the greatest ruler of the country; he was responsible for westernizing the country.  Thailand is the only country in Southeast Asia, which was never colonized by a European country.  The government is similar to England’s with a king/queen and a prime minister.

I just lucked into a photo of the world-famous train market!  When the train comes, five times a day, everyone jumps out of the way!

Eventually I'll tire of taking grab shots of every temple we pass!  This is one of the 46,000 in the country!



Along the way we pass empty fields.  During the summer they are sea-salt fields, after the rainy season.  It looks like the field is covered with snow.

Rio tells us that schooling is compulsory for nine years but that most children today try to go on to University, even if they must get a loan from the government.  People who work as laborers only make about fifteen dollars a day.  There is a huge divide between the rich and the poor, with virtually no middle class.  Everyone takes English as a second language;  but if you don’t work in the tourism industry, there is very little opportunity to use it.  That makes speaking to people on the street very difficult.

We arrive at the coconut farm and Rio tells us that they use every part of the coconut tree.  The fronds are used for thatched roofs and the “stems” are used for lumber to build houses.  The husks are used to polish wooden floors and when they have extracted as much coconut milk from the meat, the rest of the meat is boiled for coconut oil

The coconut farmers also process the coconuts for coconut sugar and we get to see that process, as well as the old house which is equipped exactly as it would have been “in the old days” with a large central area to allow lots of cross-breezes in this hot and muggy climate.  There is a panoramic photo of all the visiting royals who came to celebrate the ninth king’s sixtieth anniversary of his ascension to the throne.  This is a further demonstration of how much the common people loved him.  There is also a small shop, a foretaste of things to come.


Spirit houses

The snaky looking plant produces dragon fruit,






They also have chickens.




I'm going with "Coconut Farm" ???  There are 44 characters in the Thai alphabet.

Rio points out the spirit houses and says the larger one is for the land spirit, so he will protect the inhabitants, and the smaller one is for the ancestors.  In the southern part of the country, coconuts are picked by monkeys after about six months’ training.  They can pick a thousand coconuts in an hour, which is faster than humans can do it.

Back on the bus to complete the journey to the floating market, which is about eighty miles from the city.  We will take the bus just a bit further, then transfer to long-tailed boats.  You might remember these from the James Bond film, “The Man with the Golden Arm”.  Around here they are called James Bond boats, and the island on which it was filmed is now called James Bond Island by the locals.

They miss very few chances to add beauty.



When we arrive Rio checks in and says we have about ten minutes before we can board the several boats it will take to transport all twenty-two of us.  They only hold about six or eight of us, although they might hold ten Thais!  There is a shop in which we can pass the time which features primarily hand-carved furniture, although there are also other bric-a-brac and souvenirs.  There is also a carver at work and he is fascinating to watch.  


It's a rocker!!







It’s our turn to climb down into this slong and narrow boat, and sit basically on the bottom of the boat, on our bottoms with our legs out in front of us.  It starts off slowing and pretty soon we are zooming along the canals that criss-cross this area.  There are gasps and giggles after each burst of speed.  The canals are lined with homes, some of which are almost palatial and some are considerably less so.  The vegetation is lush and colorful with flowers we often can’t identify.  I think the boats are called “long-tailed” because they are powered by what look like a propeller on a stick that extends out behind the boat by about ten feet.










We arrive at the smaller of two floating markets and Rio suggests that we just look around at this one for a few minutes, then he will show us the larger one.  It used to be that traveling by canal was the only means of going any great distance and Bangkok was called “The Venice of the East”;  but as cars became more popular, roads wer built and th markets have all but disappeared.   There are both boats in the canal and stall along the edge, which sell fruits and vegetables and prepared foods as well as clothing, furniture and trinkets.  You could spend a lot of time here.  Rio has told us that the price for food, drinks, and water are fixed, but that we should bargain for everything else.  We should probably get the price down by about 60 to 70 percent.



















Really?!  Is that the most beautiful police station in the world?

We meet at the appointed spot and he walks us to the big market and suggests that we might enjoy the coconut ice cream at a particular vendor or the crispy spring rolls at another.  We set off adventuring and periodically run into others of our little group who share their stories and purchases.  Ginger finds a dress/top (well it’s long enough in front and back to be a dress, but comes up a bit too high on the sides if a wind blows!) and gets the lady down from 1200 bahts to 400!  I was impressed!  We wind up at the ice-cream vendor and several others of our group are there indulging in the cold, sweet treat, including Rio!  He is so personable and charming!

Back on the bus, we are greeted by the bus driver’s wife, who gives everyone a chilled bottle of water and a packet containing a small cloth, which has been in ice water.  It is so refreshing to wipe the back of our necks and whatever else is exposed!  A bit further down the road Rio shares fried bananas, some with honey and coconut in the batter, and guavas, with everyone. It reminds me of the trip I took with Ginger’s group when Juan shared the local Yucatan fruits.  We also receive a gift from Ami Thai, a colorful scarf with the company name on it.







Rio mentions the prevalence of lady boys in Thailand and tells us that there is a good show in Pattaya.  He also tells us how to get to the Night Market back in Bangkok.

We are heading, now, to lunch;  but it’s a bit of a drive, so we should be able to do justice to the buffet that awaits us.  Along the way, Rio points out some things of interest.  There are lots of temples and he assures us that we will be seeing enough temples.  He tells us about a British lady he had to asked him if today was going to be  a ABT tour.  When he asked was that was, she told him it was “Another Bloody Temple”!  It reminded me of the ADC comment in Ireland, Another Damn Castle!








So much harder than it looks!










We pass the oldest and largest stupa in the world, which houses the ashes of the Buddha.  It is 1300 years old and predates Thailand.

The place we are going used to be called the Rose Garden.  It was a very large plot of land on which the local people all grew roses and the tourists came from everywhere to see and smell the blossoms.  Then a rich entrepreneur bought up the land and turned it into a resort, the Sampran Riverside.  There are beautiful places to stay and a huge central facility in which we will have lunch, as well as other outbuildings and a Thai Village which houses craftsmen who demonstrate their specialties and allow visitors to try their hand at such things as building elephants out of clay or stringing orchid petals into hair ornaments.

When we arrive, our bus driver takes us all around the encampment so we learn the geography, then Rio gives us our marching orders.  First there is the enormous and varied buffet, then time to experiment in the Thai Village, and then there is a performance which begins at three o’clock and features, Thai musicians, dancers, and martial artists. After the show we are to make our way back to the bus.  The food is amazing and we all agree that we are so glad to be out of China where our taste buds were not really excited, especially after the third appearance of tomatoes and eggs!  The Thai Village is interesting and Ginger and I both make elephants that we could have taken home with us – but didn’t! and orchid-petal ornaments, which only look good because the artist took pity on us and “helped”.  The show featured music provided by instruments very like a marimba and drums.  The pre-show selections were mostly from the 1940s and 50s and we wondered if even half of the audience could identify them.  The actual performance included demonstrations of kick boxing, stick fighting, and other martial arts, often with subtle comic touches, a reenactment of a wedding ceremony, and the Thai dance stick dance.  It was all lovely and just long enough to give us a taste of the culture.

Back on the bus we receive another of those lovely cold cloths.  This is such a great tour company!  Rio needs to share with us that Sinorama (apparently they are different companies that have some sort of arrangement) has canceled the elephant riding experience that had been scheduled to follow the elephant show.  They feel that it is cruel to the elephants.  This has struck a nerve with Rio.  He says that he and all the other Thai tour operators have checked out the elephant experiences across the country and the ones that they use are run by people who love their elephants and treat them as part of their family.  People ride horses and horses are much smaller than elephants!  He also tells us that there are fewer and fewer wild elephants and that these elephants were all born in captivity and couldn’t be returned to the wild.  They also eat A LOT and without this income, there will be no way for their owners to feed them.  It is obvious that elephants are huge part of the Thai culture and you see them in all aspects of daily life, especially as motifs in clothing and art.  







Wedding ceremony




It’s about an hour and a half drive back to the city and Rio asks if we will want dinner then.  Everyone agrees that it will be too early and that we’d like to shower and change and maybe lie down a bit before we eat.

On the drive back most people, myself included, fall asleep and when I wake up you could hear a pin drop in the bus.  When we get back we disperse to our rooms and reassemble in about an hour.  The traffic is so bad that we could have walked the mile to the restaurant in less than half the time it took the bus to negotiate rush hour.  Happily, no one is starving and we sit patiently until we arrive at the local hotel in whose dining room we will feast.  The buffet stations must number at least ten and seafood plays a primary role with grilled shrimp and oysters and crab legs and grilled fish and sushi being prime players in the largesse.  The beverage station even has a dispenser for iced coffee and it’s quite a treat!  The conversation at our table is lively and educational, as we have people for around the world in our group.  Everyone shares their travel experiences and compares notes on locations to visit and means of travel.  No one talks politics and that’s refreshing!  Rio had told us earlier that Thais don’t talk politics any more since about ten years ago the controversy had been so bad that families broke up and there was bloodshed.

As we reassemble for the ride back, there is discussion about after-dinner activities.  Some people want to visit the roof-top bar from which you can see the whole city.  Rio had told us the experience was top notch but to only order drinks there.  A drink will cost about ten to fifteen dollars;  but it will be worth it for the view and ambiance.  However, he does not recommend eating there, as it is extremely expensive. 




Boiled Coke?



Others want to go to the Night Market or Asiatique.  It sounds intriguing.  You can take the Shadow Boat from the back of our hotel and it’s free. It goes to the Central Pier where you get another free boat to the market.  I want to go, even though it would be grand to finally go to bed, but as we look at the schedule for the Shadow Boat, we realize that we would just arrive and have to turn right around and come back home.  Maybe we can do it our last night.  

At the end of our corridor

Night boats on the river, from our room

Back in the room we just want to crash.  Our luggage has to be outside our room by 9:15 if we don’t want to take it downstairs ourselves.  We travel pretty light, so that doesn’t really matter much.  We do have to have eaten breakfast and brought everything down to the bus by 9:45, so it can all be stowed in the bus before we leave by boat at 10:00. It shouldn’t take long to pack in the morning. Ginger’s sciatic nerve is still giving her a lot of trouble.  That fourteen-hour plane ride has really played havoc with her and I don’t know what to suggest.  She’s taking ibuprofen and stretching;  but it isn’t getting any better.  I hope tomorrow will see some improvement.

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